Diskwiss, we're thinking of dividing up the internet to search for the posts you've stolen.

Is that from a show? I love all the masks! I wish I WISH there were masks like that for sale here! I've never seen anyone here wear a mask ever. If I could get away with it, I would wear one the second I stepped into a store. At least during flu season. I was kind of disappointed in the one Kyary chose. I mean,…

Diskwiss, were you using our posts as napkins? There's potato salad and mustard smeared all over everything.

Okay that is a really messed up dream! It must have been difficult to get readjusted to the real world after a dream like that. What I'm imagining is Kristy probably trying to charge the family extra because you wound up babysitting two babies instead of one!

I'm halfway through the book now and I am so infuriated at Van Helsing that I welcome ANY changes to the character. He knows that a vampire is preying on Lucy, he has had to perform emergency transfusions on her to bring her from the brink of death, and yet still he leaves her alone at night in a room with an open…

Diskwiss, please explain the ad right above that says "How Improve Performance of Intel RealSense SDK Image". Is that supposed to make sense?

You are going to have the house to yourself for three whole days!! Claudia, are you making plans? Or are your plans to have no plans?

Diskwiss, why are you showing me an ad for writing emails like a pro? Is this 1998? I know how to type words, Diskwiss.

Would you like to go rock climbing? I'm not sure if I could, it seems like you'd need to have such incredibly strong fingers. The way they hang on sometimes when they are nearly upside down! I have a hard enough time holding a pencil, I don't think my fingertips could support all of me. I do think about regular…

Diskwiss, do you just use our posts as tortillas?

A cold day can help a run! Because you will want to keep running to stay warm you might forget about everything else. Are you allowed to wear sweatpants or something warm? You don't have to be in your uniform the whole time I hope. 4km is too far to run without a good reason. There should be a banana cream pie…

Diskwiss, if you had a nutritional label it would just be one of those POISON warnings.

I'm so glad that you have introduced the miracle of Taco Nite to Japan! And thanks for liking The Friendship Strain cover despite its peculiarities, haha!

Diskwiss, I'm thinking of a cartoon in which you fall down the stairs for 100 consecutive panels.

Your choice of panels makes perfect sense, Claudia! Your first and last panels are a perfect contrast: in the first all is right with the world, you are happy and confident, and then in the last the world is a mess! And in between these you have four panels that swap perspective back and forth. I mean, I don't…

Diskwiss, no one will visit your upscale pastel blazer and mirrored shades shop.

Claudia!! Your comic is SO GOOD! I remember you telling me about when you fell over the bush! Your gestures are so perfect, just exactly the right amount of information. You have a natural understanding of body language! I can't help also notice that you are colouring your tints to match the purple on your page!

A list so long without any Italian romantic comedies! (I mean Italian Italian, obviously, not just stories taking place in Italy.) Italy is the natural home of the rom-com. You do often have to tolerate a lot of dated chauvinism, but dated chauvinism is generally easier to take when its delivered by Marcello…

Diskwiss, feel free to wander down into the catacombs and never come back.

I was reading about Twitter and its pretty interesting. Do you know how people get thousands of followers? They BUY them! Claudia, its no joke, there is an entire industry out there that sells Twitter followers! Its not expensive either. I'm not sure if its bots or what it is, all I know is its crazy and it makes…