Claudia, I'm so sad now to think how much you are going to miss your school and your friends there. Its really going to be hard for you to start at a new school. Do you think you'll ever be able to think of your new school the same way?

Diskwis, I figured out the difference now is you are using Arial instead of Times New Roman for our user names. I'm not sure if I approve, but I'm glad you are at least considering the aesthetics of this place.

Well if she didn't hear the swear she must have noticed you clap your hands to your mouth, haha! The main reason I don't swear is because I worry that I'll let one slip out at the wrong moment. That reminds me of something. Do you think that bloody is a swear? Like saying "the construction crew is making a bloody…

Diskwis, am I imagining it or did your font change again? It looks bigger or something.

That really stinks you have to discuss test scores right before USJ. But I guess you get it out of the way then, right? It would be worse if you had that waiting until next week, dreading it would kind of spoil USJ a little. Do your teachers have a sense of humour? Like if they tell you that you are too…

Byzantine nests of stories within stories are nearly always interesting! But it could just be I am easily led astray by a wandering plot.

Diskwis, did your descent into evil start with drinking a formula in a cellar laboratory?

I hope your ear problem goes away on its own and that it goes away quickly! I don't want anything to interfere with USJ, you have been cheated out of too many holidays!

Diskwis, would you even notice a gokiburi in that giant mess of posts you live in?

What do you mean by feeling really sharp? If you don't mind please let me know how your doctor visit goes.

Diskwis, is there any way to crumple up a post and chuck it at your head?

Thank you for reminding me about the grapes! I'm working here getting a little hungry wishing I had a snack and I forgot there's still a big bowl of grapes in the fridge! I'll be right back.

Diskwis, do you neatly fold up some of our posts to use as napkins?

When was the last time your ears did this? Is it to do with air pressure and humidity or something? You don't think it could be the start of an allergy, do you? Was it an infection the last time? I remember you being on antibiotics. Please get it looked at if your cousin thinks its the thing to do! Do you have…

Diskwis, you don't eat our posts for revenge do you? What did we ever do to you?

OH NO Claudia why did you remind me of my itchy zit! I had forgotten it and now I'm thinking of it again and its starting to itch, haha! Our bathroom wastebin is filled with the pink Qtips that I've been using to dab calamine lotion on it. I hope it dries up soon!

I would love to ride a real rollercoaster. I've never been on one of the big permanent outdoor ones with long climbs and steep drops. Have you ridden any really good ones? The best I've been on is the one in West Edmonton Mall. Its fun, but its mostly just fast and disorienting. There's none of the excited…

BEST AMUSEMENT PARK RIDE — my favourite is the big swinging ship. I love swings in general, and I would spend the better part of my day on a swing if time allowed. The swinging ship is the swing of swings.

Diskwis, this Halloween are you going out as a paper shredder again?

How soon is USJ? Will you wear your Marceline costume the whole time or just for the Halloween nighttime event with the zombies?