Give them credit for fighting for their right to murder black people with impunity. It’s in the Constitution, people. At least I think it is. If not, it will be soon.

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

“Jeff, we’ve got exciting news. Instead of going out there every 5th day for a terrible team..”

Samardzija won my girlfriend 15 dollars thanks to this dinger. We were playing the singles game, where you put in a buck and you pass the pot around and you either take money out of the pot or put money in based on the outcome of each at bat. If there’s a homer, you win the whole thing. We were giving her shit that…

Cut the guy a break. He’s pitched well overall, and he also SMOKED A HUGE DINGER LAST NIGHT WHAT PART OF THE GAME ARE YOU EVEN WATCHING

Creature from the black lagoon responding to pollution and global warming, The Mummy responding to American imperialism and modern Middle Eastern tyranny, Frankenstein responding to Methuselah obsession, youth culture and genetic engineering, the Wolf Man responding to furries.

They should have had 1999's The Mummy followed by him fighting other Universal monsters. Once again they are screwing it up.

For some reason I put a lot of thought into this. They needed to make them as horror movies, where we (the audience) root for the bad guys. Nobody goes to a Jason or Freddy movie and roots for the horny teens, we want them to be brutally murdered.

SO. GORGEOUS.

And Rachel Weisz. And Oded Fehr. And John Hannah. And Patricia Velasquez. And everyone else in that beautiful cast of awesomeness.

Ok but like what if the story was a group of women scientists, who discovered the cure to .....something. And their bosses “bad men” murdered them stole their breakthrough and claimed it for themselves. But in the attempted murder they didn’t die, the chemicals transformed them. Leaving one woman with vampirc…

I have actually always liked Nicole (I don’t know why) and when I read how he treated her (filing for divorce right before 10 years; “Nic knows what she did” about her miscarriage, also right before the divorce filing; and what he did to her with their children, plus all the other CO$ bs she dealt with) I DETEST the…

*Looks back on I, Frankenstein*

Don’t forget the OG Mummy man.

While watching “Big Little Lies”with Brendon Fraser.

As are others...

As is Leah Remini!

Somewhere, Nicole Kidman is reading this and cackling.