I love Bats, but his argument here lacked merritt.

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

Yep. Choosing which scores to enter and which to omit would defeat the purpose of maintaining a handicap.

This is my entire problem with the idea of him being a 2.8. He’s obviously not athletically gifted, and there is NO way he spends 2-3 hours a week at the range/practice area. Not a damn chance.

PS: I would consider 2 hours like rock bottom minimum for maintaining a game, assuming he already had one.

If, from my days working in a pro shop, I remember correctly, a golfer is supposed to report all rounds to give a more complete record of the golfer’s skill

If there’s one thing this election has made clear, it’s that Donald Trump can’t possibly possess the discipline and patience to have a low single digit handicap.

I promise you PROMISE YOU, that Trump cheats at golf. I have never been more convinced of anything in my life.

“Malik’s presence at the debate won’t do shit to rattle Hillary.”

Jokes aside, apparently, Malik has a price.

This last stunt has so shocked Obama to his very core, he’s leaving the whitehouse at the end of this term, and won’t be seeking reelection.

Folks, if you want to understand why a vile, puss filled humanized infected pimple on the ass of mankind does ANYTHING, you have to THINK like a puss filled humanized infected pimple on the ass of mankind. He’s bringing a “Kenyan” to galvanize his xenophobic base and to give credence to Obama being a ‘Kenyan’. Not…

As a person whose father traveled the country setting up franchises (starting families then leaving them) I can attest to the businesslike nature of meeting a person that you are biologically related to but have no further connections. It’s like, yes my father fucked your mother, pleasure to meet you.

I don’t know if that line is going to work, given Schilling’s proven conservative credentials. I mean, a lot of conservatives say that the government pisses away millions of dollars by handing it over to feckless dipshits who throw it down a sewer rather than using it to improve our daily lives, but Schilling went out…

I don’t know how to feel about the fact that the two paragraphs you copied re: taxes and infrastructure (and even the two after that, in which he owns his intellectual shortcomings and promises a run wouldn’t be for the lulz) are kind of ... not terrible? Almost all right? Sort of good?

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2 years ago, if you told me that Donald Trump would be the Republican Presidential Nominee, I’d laugh in your face and flick you in the penis. Let’s not laugh at this asshole, because guess what, based on how things are going, he could fucking win if he ran.

Clarification: Cream soda is good.

I can’t wait for Elizabeth Warren to ask during a debate “What kind of conservative takes a multi-million dollar loan for their business?”

I feel like this article is a thinly veiled slam on cream soda and I, for one, am offended!