Lou Gehrig would be so proud.

Gunshow Poophole is a good name for a band.

I mean, the poophole is God’s loophole...

Loophole? Damn near killed him.

I’ve used this move on creepy bosses, does that count?

#TiffanyIsTheBestTrump

Yeah idiots! That’s a gloryhole! God dammit people, do I have to tell you everything?

The Gunshow Poophole: When you try to stick your entire arm up your ass, but there’s no room because your head has taken up all of the available space.

Raise your hand if you have used this move on your creepy relative. ✋

Just a note: I do therapy in a residential facility for kids with severe behavioral issues who have had brushes with the law. Almost all of them have a history of being abused and many have problematic sexual behavior on their records. Normally at this time of night some of the residents are allowed to sit in the…

Let’s do a little thought experiment and assume that every one of those four women was a victim of sexual assault. The only one with a valid connection to *Hillary* Clinton is Kathy Shelton, whose assailant was represented by Hillary Clinton in a court of law. Clinton was duty-bound by the ethics of her profession and…

It’s gotta be the same thing that happens to people that fall for nigerian prince email type scams. They get so convinced that their money is coming “any day now” that they simply can not be convinced otherwise. Even with all the evidence that they shipped their money away forever, their minds just build new realities…

This would be better: “Y’know, marriage is tough. But I love my husband with all my heart, I do. I love Bill and I swore to God on my wedding day that only death would do us part and that I would honor and cherish him in good times and bad. And we’ve had some good times, and some bad. And as some of you know, I…

LOL “in the mists of chaos”!!!

My go to zinger has been “Thats like the pot calling the kettle Marla Maples” It works because affair and Marla Maples is a naturally funny name. Another decent one maybe “I know you are close with Newt but he should have told you they tried that one before”.
“Have a tic-tac dickhole”

What saddens me, deeply, is how intransigent we’ve become as a society...I mean, jeez, at what level of evidence do these people need to just accept Trump is a horrorshow? And it’s not like I think Hilary is any great prize, mind you, it’s just that with two horrible choices, you have to go with the one who might…

ONE too many times?

Replace “three wives” with their names, one by one, and I think it’s effective. That way showing empathy for the women and indirectly indicting Trump, who is put on the spot.

I know this is rhetorical, but haven’t any of them realized they’ve cried wolf over the Clintons one too many times dating back over 20 years ago?

I’m really interested to see how Clinton will respond to the attacks on Bill this evening. I kinda want her to say something like, “this was an incredibly hard time for me and my family, something that millions of families have also had to go through, made all the worse by it being so public. This is certainly…