My wife and I are more curious on the divorce rate when this is over. 

Oh, I don't fuck my wife. I mean, marriage....c'mon, man. 

As a father of 2, I resent the whole "dad joke" bullshit. I'm fucking hilarious. 

Yeah, 2 of my favourite actors is pretty much an instant "yes".

I was gonna say a gritty, 12 part series on the Trials Of Hercules...

Tickle torture....is that in the Geneva Convention?

Hmmm, I didn't have "data mining" on my shit-show bingo card....

Yeah, like anyone would wanna watch animated versions of John Wick, Mission Impossible or The Stand......

Yeah, this blew mine and my friends nerd minds when we saw it in the theater. 

It's times like this that I wish my user name was Arthur Andrew Liggit, so my response of "Spain!" would make more sense.

Alf? 

The scene with the couple at the beach remains one of the most heartbreaking scenes I've seen in a movie.

I'm Looking Over 3 Leaf Clover That I've Looked Over Be-3

I've about had it with this collection of idiots. Help the fucking animals and just ignore these fucking psychos.

Alright, Ill give 'em a listen

Jesus...

Apatow: The AC/DC of film.

I will not be demanding this.

As a huge fan of NoMeansNo, System Of A Down, Mr.Bungle, and similar stuff, would I potentially like any of this?

I haven't bothered with the Saw movies.