MSU, “Ya, fuck Penn State.”

Reading his Wikipedia, Thomas Mann wanted to bang his 13 year old son.

Cuz he don’t know what it means and he’s a con job and you guys are all stupid marks.

Frank shut the fuck up.

Alone with your mother.

I have been watching Ash Versus the Evil Dead. So far, the last few episodes of season 1 really felt like the movie with the Australian hikers coming to the cabin to get killed in gory ways. Also the cabin is near Elk Rapids apparently. LOL. I am trying to figure out where in the forest near Elk Rapids it looks that…

I rented Star Wars from a Family Video a couple of days ago.

Wait, what?

If I remember correctly, my fave was Angelina because she smelled and everyone hated her. She is a paramedic now, so she’s doing good.

Ugh, what about all the ugly women who got turned down for Margot Robbie roles?

Not Adam Sandler characters: Brooklyn Decker, Salma Hayek, Jennifer Anniston, Emmanuelle Chriqui, Jessica Beal . They are always batting way, way out of their league.

That cat has pretty eyes.

Are you Frank’s prostitute mother?

Surprised he hasn’t been hit by #metoo allegations. There are lots of rumors about him. He is annoying either way.

OH, I thought this was going to be about how r/thedonald and r/whateverthatanimecrapfascistslike started shit with the crazies at r/conspiracy and r/aliens or some shit like that. That would be a fun meme war.

They searching for clicks by listing the music that nobody listened to back then?

Seems like a counter-intuitive strategy.

The world is going to collapse from climate change in the next 100 years. People from the year 6000 would be speaking a different language anyway, even if that wasn’t the case.

Chicago has so many singles that charted on the Billboard charts, but if you asked me to name a “Chicago” song, the only one I could think of is that “Saturday in the Park” song.

Miss You Much is a good song. Not the best Janet song, but it’s still good.

I am glad you find the song funny too, but I am not your father even though I have “known” your mother in the biblical sense several times a week at one time in my life when I had extra cash to spend at the strip club. I will take the paternity test on Maury to prove it.