That’s a cute one too.

“Your mom” jokes are like 95% of my arsenal.

Sorry Olympics, regular non-nerd sports still have you beat.

It’s not really a dystopia. There are like monsters and stuff, but the government is still functioning OK outside of the shimmer.

I remember when Somethin pooped on the floor in Flavor of Love. She is a nurse now by the way.

I made it but didn’t look at the comments to realize that I was too late even tho mine is worded better.

No. No. Those children have suffered enough.

My favorite joke from 5 years ago is...

I thought it was funny.

Got to see Donatas Banionis in his whitey tighties tho.

I am binchface now. If we get in to an argument, I will log out and create a burner to flame you, then pretend it wasn’t me. How do you do?

"Why is the land so cheap? This land is perfect for a summer camp!"
"Every other year there is a massacre of like 15 camp counselor s there."
"But you can't beat the price!!! SOLD!"

Gay He-Man reboot too please.

The male teens in the movie Sleepaway Camp wear even shorter cutoff shorts.

I am singing to my too hot for me girlfriend in the outhouse. "Oooohhh baby… oooh baby."

I purposely messed up David Lynch's name as a sign of disrespect.

Oh, did I misspell Davyd Lynche's name again? Oh dear.

Oh sorry, I meant David Linch.

I am here with the anti-Twin-Peaks hot takes guys. Someone has that fucker Donald Lynch down a notch.

Twin Peaks murdered my urge to watch Twin Peaks.