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Not supposed to be lots of dialogue. The twitter reactions read too high for their reviews not to follow.

The Steven Spielberg joke was supposed to be about how antisemitic pizzagate was, but it didn't come across well. I also only wish Ebola on conservatives on like the Hill.

The only few times I have gotten comments deleted on Disqus are for: a. implying that an actor got a role in a Tyler Perry movie because of the casting couch, b. stating that Stephen Spielberg was a pedophile and then stating I claimed Spielberg was a pedophile because I was virulently antisemitic (this joke did not

Lol. I got a comment deleted on Weather underground because I pointed out a blob on one of their weather maps that looked like a penis. My First Amendment rights have been violated. My freedoms!!!

Dunkirk is supposed to be great. Kathryn Bigelow's got a new movie about the Detroit riots coming out and that Robert Pattison's got a movie that's supposed to be great. Even the annual Queen Latifah comedy is getting great reviews.

Bridge to Terabithia did trick me. It'll be a fun fantasy. Nope.

The Chris that plays Captain America has the beefiest butt.

Betty White, "You're next Clorkie! There can be only 1."

No.

Wow. You sound pressed.
Barb is great.

Wishmaster, "I will grant you 3 wishes, but be careful what you wish for. Muhahahahaha."
Tina, "I wish when you granted wishes, there weren't evil awful side effects for anyone."
Wishmaster, "Ehhhhhhh…."
Tina, "I fucked you, didn't I?"
Wishmaster, "You didn't fuck me, Tina."
Tina, "Yes, I did."
Wishmaster, "No you didn't. I

SHE DID!!! Look it up!!!

Barb from Stranger Things got nommed for an Emmy?

You know the ending of St. Elsewhere is weirder than anything David Lynch ever did.

Is it another giant spider?

Pennywise, "Everything floats down here."
Jamal, the one black kid in the group. "I don't want no part of ya' tight ass country club, ya' freak bitch!!!"

Shrek should have won AND they should have gave a special award to Smash Mouth.

Someone told me to fuck off. Buddy if that's not getting mad online.

They should cast fat people as anorexic and therefore ugly fat people will be seen as what being anorexic does and teen girls will not want to be anorexic and will become fatties in order to not become fat. The logic is sound.

Nerdy girls always get it in horror movies, so I don't think that's a inversion of a trope. There's the time Freddie kills the nerdy girl and he's like, "Want to suck face?" and then the time the nerdy girl in one of those Friday the 13th movies dresses like a ho because she was lusting after the same guy her pretty