No. She gives birth to spiders because she was bitten by a radioactive spider.

The spider won't eat people, just dogs, because he doesn't respect them.

If someone attempts this and dies that would make the parody even funnier to be honest.

Eh. Some dude did this with time in movies, called it "The Clock" and won a bunch of hoity toity art awards and shit.

I would name a daughter goose.

We need to tweet this movie idea to Issa Rae and Ava Duvernay.

Rest assured: the spider birth scene would be tastefully done.

It would be a cooler visual if a giant spider popped its legs out of her vagina while she was giving birth and then the doctor was like, "What the fuck is going on here?"

Can we get a movie about Spider-Woman instead? Where she's pregnant with a giant spider? And then the spider grows up and he's cool and he works as a spoke spider for a company and he's got a bunch of pet cats but he secretly eats people's dogs because this one time a dog chased his cat.

It's the one where there is a glowing orb thing that can blow up the earth and a kind of lame super villain who wants to blow up the earth with it.

Sometimes you just got to insult old white people. Sorry for that.

She also starred in Gone With the Wind, which was racist as fuck.

Eh. I am just yanking people's chains here. I am sure Olivia is nice.

Old white people voted for Donald Trump. Fuck them.

Old white women are racist shits anyway.

I think men just like looking at erect dicks and assume women do too.

Supposedly most ladies like gay porn or lesbian porn because when it's a woman getting degraded by 13 guys, it turns them off.

His head looks deformed in that picture.

They are both beautiful but dead behind the eyes in pictures.

Gangnum Style Thompson?
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