If the burger could get me high, I might eat it.

I don't eat no goddamned fungus. Sorry.

So basically the Republicans are about to destroy an already shitty healthcare system and fuck over a ton of poor people and we are having a national discussion on a stupid joke Johnny Depp made?

Ya. I am giving a 50/50 chance he gets reelected.

If you look at the swings that happened in the South Carolina, Kansas, and Montana special elections, they were way bigger towards the Dems than the swing in the Georgia special special. Montana also had a high turnout like Georgia.
There are more votes to be gained focusing on lower income people than trying to peel…

The Dems should probably stop trying to go after wealthy white suburbanite Republicans. They are not moderate and they are hateful and racist as fuck.

If I remember correctly, you can see Doogie Howser's dick in that movie, no?

Animals I think it is not OK to eat ranked by how strongly I feel it is not OK to eat them:
1. Cats (any species)
2. Humans
3. Chimps
4. Whales
5. Orangutan
6. Gorillas
7. Dolphins
8. Elephants
9. Parrots
10. Crows

I like cats, so no to people eating cats.

Trump is a disgusting fascist prick and anyone defending him is a racist Skankasaurous Rex.

Your oasis is…
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Ancient Aliens and also Snapped.

Don't read blogs unless they are mommy blogs because those bitches are psycho.

Barb is still alive in all of our hearts.

No.

You shut up. Barb was a great.

No. He said 5000 calls came in.

Yo. The London police chief just slow rolled that 400 people are missing in that tower fire.

Lol. Anne Thompson called The Color Purple a flop and now black twitter is going in.

Yes.

No. Samantha Bee.