You're welcome. It's one of my favorites :).

That scene is 100% of why I'm #TEAMRAFAEL. His voice and general confident swagger and sleaziness flooded my basement.

It's amusing to me that this is a show about a crime lord who changes people's faces and the primary thing people are concerned about is grad school verisimilitude and fraternization policies. Ok, then. Don't get me wrong, I wish they hadn't gone down that slightly lazy writing route; but in world with so much magical…

I know it's an unpopular opinion, but fish tacos are like not my thing. They're dry, smelly, or mushy depending on when you get them. And I miss the firmness of that sausage around my lips. Better than putting your face down there and coming out with a face full of fish sauce. Now like a sausage taco I could do.…

You know that third Maddie Sia video with all the facial closeups? Yeah, that was me the first like 25 seconds. Epileptic with carnivorous joy. My advice to Jane is that you got to watch out for how you intake your meat. Too many double whoppers and you get stretched out. Soon you need triple whoppers and some…

I'm gonna guess it doesn't happen next week. Just cos Jane'll scare him off. And I actually think it's brave of the show to tackle her virginity with a guest star. Having it be Michael or Rafael at this point is going to anger one of the shipper teams pretty bad. And although I'm #TEAMRAFAEL, and think he'd be a…

…your mother is wearing your underwear.

…..you forgot to eat the baby and now you have to feed it.

You should've seen my face when I went from Vienna to Polish sausage the second time around. Boy did I learn a valuable life lesson. And double whoppers are my thing, as they should be for everyone (at least once in your life). I once went to a BBQ place and got spitroasted meat. Golly, I tell you, that was an…

How is the Jane and Chavez story nipped in the bud? She legit tries to lose her virginity to him next week. I knew Chavez was older, but I guess I didn't think he was as old as Rogelio. But you're right.

mmmmhhmmmm. I liked his 'I'm obviously in my 40s' thick midsection this episode. A lot. I appreciate that they gave us not one, but two looks.

I don't know. The only meat I got was some smaller than average sausage. Of course, at the time I had no idea it was smaller than average so I was like woohoo. At least I had nowhere to go but, um, up from there.

He seems in not as great of shape as he was on Empire. That said, I'd never ever like ever like really really ever (did I say ever?) throw him out of bed for a little extra chunk and slab. Or for anything, really.

Lucky Jane. She has the option of losing her virginity to Justin Baldoni or Adam Rodriguez. I mean, talk about spoiled.

Yeah, you're right. That was a different ladyboy gnome going to town on me on Sukumvhit.

Didn't I see you in Nana Plaza shaking your new tatas with your French Girlfriend while downing some Hong Thong?

There was nothing romantic about the relationship with Kash. That was fucking in the storeroom. And that's really offensive that you're relating his ENTIRE time sleeping around with dealing with hypersexuality as a symptom of bipolar. Despite being a complete and utter misunderstanding of bipolar, it's not even true.…

Except for Mickey, Ian has never been about relationships. We were introduced to him fucking his boss after all. And he was a prostitute, literally, for an entire season. Gallavich rewrite of Shameless history anyone? I know we got gay marriage and all but gay people can still be slutty, you know.

Well, duh, but stabbing someone in the carotid and watching it fly is so much more fun.

Was it considered a one time only booster shot? Or could you take it once every hundred years and keep kicking. I mean, if I knew that I'd have a hard time not randomly stabbing Hawkdude in the jugular and collecting his blood in the fridge for a couple centuries of fun.