Mrs. Ford: (Watches TV report.) (Weeps.) That's the nicest thing he's ever said about me.

If Chicago pizza is a swimming pool, New York pizza is a goddamn slip n' slide.

Rob Ford: [enters drunken stupor]

A-10 is the Miata of military vehicles because it's always the right answer.

I strongly recommend ecigs, for what it's worth. I enjoy smoking a LOT and went from two packs a day to straight up ecigs with no issues whatsoever. The only interesting thing is that I probably get more nicotine than ever before…being able to smoke where you wouldn't normally do so means you really puff down on…

Legalize it. Tax it. Enjoy the fuck out of it & let someone else drive you.

This guy just wants y'all to know that, unlike Alabama, the state of Louisiana allows its universities to acknowledge the fact that dinosaurs once existed.

I suppose you could accept the prize, then send it back to Patrick as a gift...

I laughed so hard I damn near passed out from asphyxiation.

Richard, I love you so much, even moreso after our phone conversation on this very topic a few days ago. I generally keep my opinion private and only publicly state positions I can back up. You remain one of the only people whose word I take on faith, but...

Can't bellieve this one isn't in there. To me only surpassed by the yellowbird and the rain dance. Just my humble oppinion... well okay the 1967 grand prix is awesome to.

Ahem. Potential miscreants of Wisconsin, buy this:

You said "road-going", not "road legal".