There are few things I loathe more than holier-than-thou smugness. If you aren't overjoyed by bin Laden's death, or if it simply isn't something you want to celebrate, keep your damn mouth shut. Newsflash: bullshit quotes about how it's not nice to be happy about his execution make you seem like a douche.

The classified mission name.

It's the British version of this guy!

I don't know, there are a lot of things you can grab from kitchen cabinets that would mix into deadly combinations (ammonia + bleach, anyone?) At least with old chemistry sets you are not encouraging experimentation with household cleaners.

I'm still betting on a June release. My guess is that they're leaking September just to throw everyone completely off...after last year's debacle I can see Steve wanting to make sure he has complete surprise this year.

I'm gonna visual basic-up a GUI so we can track his IP!

When I did this, I only held down the power button for 3 seconds, and it all started installing. I didn't need to hold the home button at all, and redsn0w said it was finished.

@crapcakes: hear hear.

The Atari 400 was our sole computer growing up (until we got a handmedown Apple IIc). I loved that thing - the games were superior to the 2600. My dad would spend hours transcribing code to a cassette tape writer. The programs would work maybe 5% of the time.

I've had nightmares like this, only I'm running from it and my legs are made out of lead.

Communications to tower should start a timer. If the communication from tower to plane are not returned within a reasonable amount of time (Don't know what this is, but say, 20 seconds), 110 decibel klaxons sound throughout the tower.

He might as well say, "Please give me 50 thousand dollars."

@stupidsimple: Looks like Karl Hungus to me.

What pencil do you want? No. 2? 2B? 3B? higher? mechanical? what lead size?0.3mm? 0.5mm? 0.7mm? 0.9mm? 1.18mm? 1.3mm? More?

Oh hai frisbee!

I always get Bloody Mary mix on planes. Aside from having about 53,000 mg of sodium, it's the closest thing that tastes like actual food you can get on a plane these days.

Well, as much as I hate to say it, I have an iPhone, and until the cloud player is in the app store, I'm not going to be doing this. I f'ing loved LaLa, but a huge drawback was that I couldn't access the music from my phone. This is no different, at least right now.

They found me. I don't know how, but they found me.