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@Magic Beans - licks a pug: That's not necessarily true. I pre-ordered my 3GS from AT&T well within the 'launch day delivery' window. Not only did they f-up my preorder, causing it to be reshuffled to AFTER launch day, but they refused to do anything about it. In fact, I was even able to go to the AT&T store on

dude, I'm staying far, far away from this one. If this was the chunder on PRESALES day, imagine the chunder to come on June 24.

@balloondoggle: the difference is that I'd probably put my lips up to a vulvazela all damn day.

Normally, with all those numbers I'd post an obvious LOST joke here, but I'm still pissed off about the wretched finale so I'm not gonna.

@SmarchHare: In fact, it goes all the way to 11.

@schall129: Well, one of my teachers told us about a killer with a hook who had escaped from prison, and these two kids at make-out creek found a hook on their door when they got home. It's totally a true story...

@JS_Drupal: Well, it worked for Smallpox.

Yes!

@Bathtub69: Nope, in the UK, they let guys like the Lockerbie bomber go for 'humane reasons', and he ends up living the high life in Libya.That makes sense.

@shooter: I've always thought that quite simply, one who does murder (wrongly takes the life of another person as defined by the laws of the land) abdicates their right to life. If that's true, then the only just punishment is to take their life. A murderer no longer has the right to freedom or life, that simple.

@Witness1: "make-out-creek?" seriously? What a load of sh...

I really think the story of the iPhone 4 is going to be shattered glass backs. It's going to be all over the place starting on the 24th.

@The Undreamer: Daddy already had his aerobic exercise earlier with Project Vivid Video.

That....looks like the worst thing, ever.

@haxor911: I prefer the aetna display - they graft insurance policies on your eyeball

@Anonymoose: That was actually pretty funny.

which is why it's so #$#@*( hard to plug.