You sound like a scientist. Can I sign up for your newsletter?

Since when the fuck does good for your health sound delicious?

I was under the impression that, to train like a real Jedi, what you need is a blindfold.

My reply to comments like this is always: "And do you actually still watch the show? Because if you don't, then how can you KNOW it's not funny?"

I can guarantee that as a child I could have gotten around this. Restrictive parents encouraged my friends and I to become junior sleuths, hackers, electricians, you name it, all for the sake of just watching some TV or using the internet. I'm amazed we only started one accidental fire with all that.

how about BILL'S GATE

I remember the last time I engaged in a discussion about browsers, and when I started getting crap for not hating internet explorer, I got interesting answers when I asked "how many years has it been since you've used internet explorer, other than to download your preferred browser on a new installation." There are…

This was already covered on Gizmodo in 2013. http://gizmodo.com/these-are-the-…

Look, we've all tripped over a loose wire and severed a country's internet service. Don't pretend you haven't.

Sorry Syria for trying to install dd-wrt at such a bad time.

Some people are so offended by the mere existence of other people that the only solution they can think of is to have the federal government ban everything that annoys them categorically and without exception. But...that's the world we live in. Don't like something? BAN IT!

Banning in-flight phone calls is incredibly stupid. You'd have to be an idiot to get on a plane these days without headphones or ear plugs if other people talking around you bothers you that much. How do you function in public?

Perhaps we should also ban talking on a plane since that would be at the approximate same level.

wow totaly got the wrong impression from the article title.. .. eh

You HAVE to be kidding me.

The Zune's pack-in earbuds had magnets 10 years ago (and sounded fantastic).

Kids... they ruin it for everybody!

Rock out with your caulk out.

If you thought that was interesting, give this a look.

In the "new economy" there will not be a job you WON'T use these in. My (unsolicited) advice is to learn everything you can about everything you can and whatever area your true passion and talent is in, will show itself. No knowledge is ever wasted.