FAKE NEWS is an anagram for FAN WEEKS.

As a Dallas-born Philly resident and former diehard Cowboys fan until that perpetually gaping asshole Jerry Jones signed Greg Hardy, I say: HAHAHAHAHA! Eat shit Cowboys! Jerry, I hope you get nothing but Depends for Christmas and that Dallas doesn’t win another playoff game until after you die (I also hope you die…

Feeling stupid eh

Because he wasn’t wearing a Brown’s jersey?

He’s a full kit wanker. He got what he deserved.

Not sure, but whatever it is, this guy is the gold medalist.

To paraphrase Darwin - the stupid must be punished.

People in visors are assholes.

The measurement isn’t dependent on the chain gang running in perpendicular.

Or sharks with lasers on their heads.

So good. I hate myself for not thinking of a Lions joke in this.

No kidding. There’s a picture of me in about 1970 along with my Mom, holding a plastic replica M-16 out in the woods. A toy that today would get even a 3-year-old white kid shot by police most places. As I grew up we had no end of realistic looking cap pistols and plastic guns, some of which would go ‘Drrrrrr...…

I received a Mattel Vertibird from my paternal grandparents for Christmas in 1973 or 74. This was a fantastic toy for an only child like me, and gave me something to play with other than my Hot Wheels collection or Spirograph.