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As a Dallas-born Philly resident and former diehard Cowboys fan until that perpetually gaping asshole Jerry Jones signed Greg Hardy, I say: HAHAHAHAHA! Eat shit Cowboys! Jerry, I hope you get nothing but Depends for Christmas and that Dallas doesn’t win another playoff game until after you die (I also hope you die…

Feeling stupid eh

Because he wasn’t wearing a Brown’s jersey?

He’s a full kit wanker. He got what he deserved.

Not sure, but whatever it is, this guy is the gold medalist.

To paraphrase Darwin - the stupid must be punished.

People in visors are assholes.

The measurement isn’t dependent on the chain gang running in perpendicular.

Or sharks with lasers on their heads.

So good. I hate myself for not thinking of a Lions joke in this.

That *would* be a great game.

I think Elway might be even higher — if I recall, he went through some dark times during his divorce.

Draft Kings should have a daily fantasy game for which NFL executive gets accused of sexual harassment. You gotta figure Jerry Jones is somewhere around an $8,500 to $9,500. Elway is $7,500 to $8,000. Richardson would have been great value at $6,000. Irsay and Haslam probably $6,500 for past bad acts. I bet the…

A man who only made all his restaurants desegregate because it started hurting the stock price and looks like the bad guy in a puppet Christmas special is a monster? Total shock here