A perfect metaphor for her career.

At least they had the courtesy of letting him go with a fully charged battery. That shit takes all night now with iOS 11.

I am guessing the pilot was calling Maverdick

NFL “will” whore out?

The ESPN article claims that Jones already has a successor to Goodell in mind. I’m about 90 percent sure it’s either himself or his son Stephen (who’s the current EVP of the Cowboys).

Negative. The pattern was ... engorged.

High speed, low dong

I don’t think this is what Norman Greenbaum had in mind when he wrote “Spirit in the Sky”

Highway to the donger zone.

At em’ boys, giv ‘er the gun!

+1

That’s classified. I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you.

I don’t want no stinkin root beer!

They call it pop.

I am 100% ok with Trump leaving his current position to head up US Soccer.

Well, nothin’ from nothin’ leaves nothin’.

How about the Flaming Cocks or Fiery Dickbirds?