This guy’s level of concern is touching. Pretty sure he’s looking down to see if he spilled any of his beer…

It would be malpractice not to.

it’s worth remembering that hugging or otherwise touching a stranger without their permission is totally uncool

it’s worth remembering that hugging or otherwise touching a stranger without their permission is totally uncool

it shows Vargas having to give this half-assed remarks

we feel exceedingly confident that their players would indeed react with the grace, humility, and dignity that those TSN pundits spoke about

And did you hear that pitcher barking at him to “just run,” just like Madison Baumgardner????

Taken in this context, Wojnarowski taking money in exchange for tweeting out some—and I can’t stress this enough—truly horrendous-looking watches

This season will feature a cast including Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx, Seth Rogen, Bridget Everett, Martin Short, Matthew Broderick, and Melissa Villaseñor

Sonny Bono would like a word…

Sounds like he was taking his hands off his bars just to blow his nose

the pressurized crew area on top of the landing legs

Fox Sports analyst Rob Stone put his foot into his mouth

If it will help, here’s the damage control PR firm-approved shot from a few years ago, which generated this fawning description…

- I watched the Bruins pre-game drill before a game in Dallas last season and the mad skills they showed just in that skate made me realize once again that these guys are on another plane.

“It’s because of the metric system. Duh!!!!”

I’m an asshole who’s right

I’m a jokester. I like to listen to things. I watch Black Entertainment Television all the time because I think it’s hilarious.

A-Rod is now considering taking matters into his own hands and installing some blinds on the window in question.

“It’s extremely self-centered and selfish of people,’ Pitino said