The NHL also offered no comment on the official who, in his post game report, simply described the incident as, “Pavelski fellski.”

I kept the “may be” in there because Magary gave us this awhile back:

Only one letter separates writer and waiter, after all, and the salaries are about the same.

the shark teeth war paint that you can find on plenty of aircraft, like the P-38 Lightning and A-10 Warthog

the exact same Game 7 loss to the Bruins as 2013

Tiger came back and rolled a small ball into a hole. Jesus came back and rolled a big stone out of a hole. Coincidence? 

I will not argue with either of your points, but (because it still pisses me off) let me take the long view…

No disputing that, sir and or madam. Yes, they won “a cup” and they even went to the Finals again in 2013. But let me throw out a “what if” in response to your “what about”…

he played for 8 fucking years with the Bruins before they traded him for I wanna say Dit Clapper?

Easy: Tampa couldn’t handle the Columbus forecheck.

Using the above highlighted link, Amazon is showing the compressor as “Currently unavailable”…

Using the above highlighted link, Amazon is showing the compressor as “Currently unavailable”…

Well, since Jim Nantz says Augusta is a “cathedral,” interrupting The Master’s, live or on tape, is basically interrupting church. And, since Christianity is America’s official religion, and God wanted Trump to be president, this is technically an attack on our president* and our American way of life! Therefore,…

With all due respect and apologies to Monty Python and (I guess), Finland…

The hit was certainly dirty, but the thinking behind the act wasn’t too far out there—though I doubt that’s an argument that will help him in his upcoming player safety hearing.

So it was essentially an extended Carl’s Jr commercial…

Maybe he just doesn’t like his jersey…

Guess I should have also mentioned…

Can’t take credit for that one. You can thank the brain geniuses at Fox News and their “3 Mexican Countries” graphic for that…

And let’s make that “36 years ago,” because math and typos and shit…

The Trump administration’s arguments against the deal were, characteristically, a lot harder to parse