One thing about fried chicken that I can’t understand: why aren’t chicken finger subs populr everywhere? In Buffalo you can’t go two blocks without a decent option for one (which probably partially explains the size of Buffalonians).

Fried chicken is the GOAT of fried foods. NO ONE DENIES THIS.

13. Getting hit by a car
14. Dan Marino

Contiguous US. Continental US only excludes Hawaii.

I was in Jacksonville like five years ago and on a weird sleep schedule, and on a lark I decided to drive around at 3 am and ended up at the Jaguars stadium. Parked right up front because none of the parking lots had gates down and figured I’d go explore a bit before some security guard told me to leave. Spent maybe…

Peter Pan is kind of a dipshit in that movie. Tell me this isn’t a punchable face. He’s the fairytale Jimmy Clausen.