Born in '79 - Grad song was 'Here I Go Again' by Whitesnake. We lobbied to get it changed to Shoop by Salt N Pepa but it never came about.

A friend who "gets paid to teach middle school kids how to LARP?" This is something someone can do for money? I've wasted so many years.

No, Jeopardy! doesn't allow you to buzz in before the question is finished. In fact, if you do buzz in before the lights (human controlled) go on, you're penalized by half a second or something like that. They train you and assess your buzzer technique at the live auditions.

with a quickness!

Gonna put that Hines "57" Ward into the walls and oh man it's gonna be so sweet. Oh you didn't know?