billykent1972
billykent1972
billykent1972

Deep-fired chicken foot, eh?

Fun fact... wait for it... I used to be a hand model and that’s my hand in Zoolander

I wish I could give you more stars. 

Joule thief!

I’ve always had great success with the “5 more minutes” (or “Oscar Mike in 5" as they came to know it), but the key was they got an update every minute.
The beauty of this was that this “5-minute countdown could take 5 minutes, or it could be done in 2. As long as they got a countdown, “minutes” could go by as quickly

A grown man attacks a 13 year old boy and cops are like “Well I don’t see a crime here.”

These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Unlike magazine editors, book editors leave it to the author to fact check. Authors can say whatever TF they want. When they lie or fuck up it’s on them.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

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Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

The Daily Mail is such a racist piece of shit. It’s not even subtle. Good for Malia.

Were you high when you watched it? Because this column feels like the result of having watched it high.

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Damn, and here I thought bringing this light skinned baby along to a high stakes park heist would have been the perfect cover.

Foiled again by these observant white people.

The driver admitted that she was looking at her smartphone instead of the road. This accident was completely the driver’s fault. Next case.