These aren’t mutually exclusive, you judgmental ass. And i was trying to generate a bit of dark humor, but since that was obviously lost on you, let’s examine, shall we?

My vote? Time-traveling tourists. Sightings are increasing because we’re getting closer to WWIII, a popular destination in time for history buffs.

Unlike magazine editors, book editors leave it to the author to fact check. Authors can say whatever TF they want. When they lie or fuck up it’s on them.

Sushi doesn’t go with crackers.

The difference being she’s getting paid while the passengers are paying for the experience of not getting to their destination on time.

It’s the end of the world... as we know it.

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

when rich people hear that we want everyone to get equal access to healthcare, they naturally assume that means they’ll have to suffer the way we do, because they know that their extreme wealth depends fundamentally on our poverty

Call it by it’s real name... Rama.

They have non-heinous t-shirt, too, but largest size is XL? That’s bogus.

The Daily Mail is such a racist piece of shit. It’s not even subtle. Good for Malia.

I really admire the fine detail they put into that Invisible Man mini...

Were you high when you watched it? Because this column feels like the result of having watched it high.

And you’re completely and utterly wrong. Flawed, hell yes. But it’s nonetheless the best Superman movie ever made (number 2 is The Iron Giant). Granted that’s not hard to do given its awful initial sequels, the Singer dull reboot/sequel and completely an utterly wrong Murderman reboot, but to say that there’s nothing…

Why would anybody think it was a “Cloverfield” movie when it is so obviously a "Wolfenstein" movie?

Probably time for it. I know that pretty much nobody liked the Guy Pearce one, but I kinda liked it anyway. If only for the scene where he goes to the future and everybody is rioting in the streets and the cop runs up to him like, “You don’t know?! THEY CRACKED THE MOON!!” and you’re like, ‘they did what now?’. Also,…

Meanwhile, inside the patrol car...

Finally get to use one of my favorite gifs.

We know the artist

I’m sorry, but what part of “attempt no landing there” do you people not understand?