I am a very happy subscriber, The Athletic content is outstanding. I hope they do manage to breakthrough.

I must have been on the cusp of a cycle or a no-hitter during my entire baseball career as a kid because none of my teammates ever spoke to me.

The circumstances of Lambrecht’s fall aren’t clear

In the interest of making this tragedy all about me, my biggest fear is dying on my bicycle, I felt safer walking around Iraq, Afghanistan and other garden spots than I feel riding my bike with the fucking morons we have behind the wheel in anytown USA. I’ve been forced off the road three times and straight up hit…

So sad, and after he recently legally changed his name to stop the confusion with the former tennis great.

Playing against the Blue Jays and Orioles nearly 40 times a year?

My friend, who is a Mets fan and lurks in the grays around here (as all Mets fans should), refuses to acknowledge that the Yankees have had uniquely bad luck this season. As a Yankee fan, I don’t expect anybody’s sympathy, but as far as statistical anomalies go, this has really been a hauntingly bad run. Was the new…

Thankfully, Jermaine Jones was unavailable for comment.

Do you realize how stupid 99% of us would look if we wore the hair, pants and jacket that Chris Pine is wearing in that pic above? That is 8th degree black belt looking cool.

Don’t hold your breath.

That was such a bad faith article. And now it looks even worse.

Yeah, but don’t forget, the USMNT and all of its players do not support the USWNT at all because individuals didn’t comment on ongoing litigation despite y’know, a previous published letter of support and this one.

Hey, remember that time Deadspin said the men’s team doesn’t support the women’s team?

Here’s how every member of the deadspin staff named Kelsey McKinney has to say about this article*

I have reached out to every member of the US Men’s soccer team, former President Obama, and deceased football legend Johan Cruyff for comment. So far I have received no response. I think that says it all.

I spent last season blissfully cooking out

I was waiting all morning for this, but I figured Magary traded it for two limpid Billy Haisley articles and an A.V. Club retrospective on season 3 of Gilmore Girls.

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This is insane. It’s not an “unusual out of state ID”, it’s her official fucking government issued driver’s license.  The writer, and Salty, weren’t advocating this bartender be fired or shamed, just that his training sucks and he handled the situation poorly.  That’s pretty objectively factual.  If I’m not attempting…

So if you happen to be small/have a young face you should just accept that you regularly won’t be allowed to purchase alcohol until well into your 30s? That’s absurd.