baseball—fans, the press, central baseball, owners—saw fit to ignore their Rob Liefeld physiques

Hank Sr.

This is actually the simplest thing in the world to solve, so I’ll avail you of my spousal experience. You look at it and say, ‘Mmm, that looks good.’ You take it to the potluck and then every chance you get when she’s not around, you load up your plate with it so when she gets back the dish, a little less than half…

This is the same “process” that Cuomo employs in NYS to get areas of the state to compete against each other for a slightly larger sliver of the pie.

Clearing the joint accounts can be fraudulent, be very careful advising that.

Good god, Professor Thom’s is also a Patriots bar in addition to being a Michigan bar, the most insufferable fans in NYC? I guess it makes sense, most of those UM grads there are from the East Coast and didn’t get into their top choice colleges so they become extra obnoxious about having gone to UM. I avoided that…

Counterpoint: The Caribbean is a small price to pay for glory.

Just remember, the average Patriots fan is always angry because he spends 25 hours a day stuck in traffic because the Massachusetts driving test consists of spelling your name 90% correct and not leaving a condensation circle from your Narragansett pounder on the form.

Was their ace on base when they saw the sign?

This is progress. Usually Cleveland police protest browns by shooting them.

Not to be a rant spoilsport, but you know there are some people who like jazz? Not me, but some people.

This must be annually the easiest, most enjoyable WYTS Drew has to write.

It’s amazing the Seahawks still seem emotionally scarred after Super Bowl 49. It’s been a few years now.

Yeah, but this is the price we have to pay for the helmet catch. That’s how it works. If you want to make one helmet catch in the 4th quarter of the Super Bowl, you have to agree to give up 243 4th quarter leads with less than 90 seconds to go in the regular season. There are rules.

Counterpoint: This is an owner who campaigned to screw over Jerry Jones and Dan Snyder.

Somebody ask Pedro how long throwing down a 72-year-old guy lasts.

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Seems rather aggressive...A*G*G*R*E*S*S*I*V*E!!!

I think it’s great that the new Taylor is willing to stand up for herself by holding grudges and getting even with people who made her the victim. It’s really groundbreaking territory for her lyrics.

Maybe Billy should start rooting for a different Spanish team? I’m sure a league as obviously well run and successful as La Liga is positively bursting with teams that are fun to watch and are totally not perpetual cannon fodder! Or maybe Billy could put his money where his pro/rel mouth is and start following some…