“Chicago Fire player Sebastian Schweinsteiger” - smh, don’t do Basti like that.

*extremely confused voice* I AGREE WITH BILLY!

I actually got the bracket in my inbox yesterday but didn’t release it, here it is you can independently verify its authenticity

*HPOCIC

“[T]he Huskies won their 87th consecutive game...That puts the team only three wins away from breaking their previous win streak record of 90 games between 2008 and 2010, teams led by Maya Moore.”

Thanks McGruff.

Once again the lesson here is to just pay Karim Benzema’s friends their asking price without negotiation.

*Speaking in a feigned British accent*: Actually, the proper term is sacked. Bob Bradley was sacked by-*gets murdered, deserves it*

Cooper: (leashed to a tree in the front yard, gazes longingly through the window at the food, light, warmth and merriment inside)

Yeah that was great.

Bullshit. Joe Jackson is a no talent hack who only got to where he did by exploiting his children’s talents with no regard for their well being. He has no place being elected to the hall of fame.

How do we reconcile Schilling’s true patriotism with his on-field performance, in which his dominance robbed America of a feel-good post-9/11 Yankees victory? This was the healing our country needed, and it was taken from us by one of its, supposed, biggest fans.

This is the worst comment I think I’ve seen on here about this.

The dude got straight blown up by someone jumping into his head. Nothing he did in that play means he deserves a blindsided leaping check to the head.

It doesn’t matter what position of the player was back there playing the puck, that hit was reckless,…

The bigger deal is that no Rangers came to destroy Eakin or defend the ringless king.

What the hell NY? That’s HENRIK LUNDQVIST. Why isn’t anyone out to wreck Eakin’s shit after that? I tried to leave my couch to fight that guy, and I haven’t been in a fight since the great maple syrup heist of ‘13. That is, no joke, an appalling disgrace.

At least for the last guy, sure.

Such a ridiculous double standard when it comes to catching your spouse masturbating. The few times I’ve caught my wife or found out about it later I’m like “Hey now, that’s hot...want some company?” But whenever she catches me it’s all “Gross! What’s wrong with you? At least wait until the funeral is over!”

I’m still writing in Tanner Glass dammit.