I can’t stand the self-identified dirtbag left. Probably reflects at least a little bit of self-loathing seeing as how I’m Brooklyn-dwelling leftist with terminal brain worms, but I find these morons and their fans to absolutely insufferable, and they actively make conversations about leftist politics on the internet…

I don’t think we watched the same special. He spent a good chunk of time talking about how jokes he’s previously told were hacky and/or offensive and why he wouldn’t tell them today, as well as joking about how a lot of the sex and relationship jokes on Parks and Rec and The Office haven’t aged well and would…

Just off the top of my head, the Nolan trilogy drew on Year One, the Long Halloween, Dark Victory, The Man Who Laughs, The Killing Joke, Knightfall, No Man’s Land, Gotham Central, and the Dark Knight Returns. And I mean directly drew on.

I don’t think we watched the same World Cup, my dude. The U.S. was held back by Ellis’ conservative tactics and reluctance to unleash her most creative players, but even at that the U.S. was very clearly tactically superior to England and the Netherlands. The scoreline in yesterday’s game really didn’t do justice to…

Either the English were legit contenders to win the Cup and can consider themselves on nearly equal footing with the US, in which case Morgan celebrating a winning goal against them is fair game and they should quit whining, or this was a case of the US being arrogant bullies. They can’t have it both ways.

That’s a dangerous false equivalency. Drivers running a red light or not yielding in the crosswalk or swerving out of their lane or doing a thousand other dangerous things kill people. If a pedestrian crosses against the light the worst outcome is that it inconveniences people in cars - and if a pedestrian steps out…

You have no idea what the fuck you’re talking about. You can ride as safely and carefully as you want, but if a car or truck swerves into your path, unexpectedly opens its door into your path, or does any of a thousand other dangerous, illegal things that drivers do every single day without even thinking about it,…

Do we think that genocide creates a more or less peaceful vision of the future? Asking for a friend who is very scared to visit any countries that have extradition treaties with Cambodia.  

I mean, maybe. 

I usually don’t mind it because I know the server is just doing their job, but when I answer yes and then they give me the spiel anyway I get the same feeling as when I’m on the phone with my health insurance uselessly yelling “operator” while a robot walks me through their billing options. 

Yeah, all of the shows suffered for being more interested in building up to the good stuff than actually showing it. As good as Daredevil was at its best, they so clearly wanted to get to their version of Born Again from the very beginning that they forgot to ever really show Daredevil being a fun, successful…

Maybe Trump’s apparent dementia is just dehydration-induced delirium. You love to see it.

Yes, this. I’m normally an IPA drinker but when the thermometer hits 90 degrees in July/August give me the coldest domestic light beer you have, please.

Have they done a TV adaptation of that time Jon drank a big ‘ol cup of jizz yet?

This post is entirely fair, but let’s not pretend that Jezebel isn’t a huge part of the vicious internet cycle of building someone up to be a feminist hero on very flimsy evidence and then viciously tearing them down the second they do or say something problematic. 

Would we call the most lopsided score in the history of the competition “getting stomped?” I think so.

Awesome! Love to see my favorite sports website uncritically post clips of people getting permanent brain damage because it looks so fucking rad.

He didn’t do himself any favors by lashing out, but it’s entirely fair for him to feel like the tabloids have mistreated him for no real reason. For whatever dumbfuck reason, the Post and Daily News beat writers, and especially their columnists, like to find a player to pick on for not having the right stuff and then…

I think my favorite insult for those guys was from a piece in the Guardian I read years ago calling them MAMILs: Middle Aged Men in Lycra. Absolutely insufferable and they give all cyclists a bad name. And I say this as a psychotic fuck cars, build bike lanes everywhere cyclist. 

I’m a pretty average-sized guy, and on most flights I can’t get close to reaching my ankles/bending over without banging my head against the seatback in front of me, nor can I twist myself without inconveniencing my seatmates.