If you pay $50k for a picture with Donald Trump that should be the picture that runs with your obituary so that everyone knows you were a piece of shit whose funeral isn’t worth attending.

Delay, unless it’s longer than 8 hours in which case the question of how long my barf flight is comes into play. NYC to Chicago? Barf all over me. NYC to LA? No thanks, I’ll rent a car and fucking drive cross-country.

(It’s because he’s black)

Yeah, I saw someone on Twitter (and I apologize that I can’t recall who) say that Nakia basically has Killmonger’s ideology minus the toxic masculinity, which is why her vision is the one that wins out.

I’ll unleash my not-so-inner communist and say that I think it’s gross rather than funny that we live in a new Gilded Age in which the ultra-rich inhabit a different plane of existence than the common man. That said, I would not have guessed any of these correctly because I don’t regularly buy any of these products.

Absolutely not. I used to not even own one but had to agree to one when my now-wife and I first moved in together - but as soon as I get into bed I kick it off so that it only covers her side of the bed. If I try to sleep with one I get overheated, tangled up in it, and just kick it off in the middle of the night…

Christ I travel on an Amtrak route all the time that doesn’t have a quiet car and it is the worst. I always manage to sit near the people who need to chat about how the deals they’re crushing at maximum volume for the entire ride.

It’s crazy to me with colorblindness because it’s such a common visual disability. Like this is an obvious instance of why representation matters and any decently sized company should make sure they have employees who are women, and queer, and black, and Latino, and Asian, and disabled, but even if a company is…

Yeah Folgers is fine and doesn’t need to be changed. I drink nicer coffee now because paying a few more bucks for quality is a little luxury I can afford, but Folgers was my go-to in college and my early 20s.

I would add that it should be legal to slap the phone out of the hands of any dipshit walking in front of you at a slow zig-zag coming out of the subway in the morning because they can’t tear themselves away from fucking twitter or candy crush for 30 seconds.

Jesus Christ man, put on some undereye cream before you pose for your dating website pics.

People from California are the worst to talk about anything with because they’re incapable of traveling without loudly comparing whatever locale they’re in to how things are “back in Cali.” When I was in college I generously shared the ditch weed I could get my hands on at 18 with the Californians in my dorm only to…

I watched their first event last weekend with some friends and all of us asked some variation of, “So these guys are fucking, right?” Which led to us all just constantly shouting “These guys fuck!” at every event afterwards.

“Unions are good. Banks are bad. You should do more squats.”

Good god, Sea Change. I had a breakup in college that (combined with a few other things) sent me into a deep, months-long, spend all day in bed staring at the wall depression and Sea Change was my soundtrack for the whole thing. I can barely listen to any of those songs anymore.

You can’t see it, but I’m making the jerk-off motion with my hand.

Oh, go fuck yourself you ghoul. We are the only country on earth where this happens regularly - it’s not a coincidence that we’re also the country with the most guns and among the most lax gun control laws. Pricks like you come out of the woodwork every fucking time this happens and insist that changing the law won’t…

You’re absolutely right about both what effective and immediate legislation would look like and that stocking the federal bench with 2A skeptics is important.

There should be a loud, well-funded movement to repeal the second amendment. I’m sick of not even being able to pass half-measures. Go big or go home.

Thank you, this is a great summation of how I feel. I completely agree that the “men’s lives are being ruined over one allegation” backlash to #metoo is a gross attempt by misogynists and their allies to maintain the status quo, but I also think “what should happen to these men” is a huge unanswered and often unasked…