I really don’t like to go at work unless it’s an emergency (like stayed out at a happy hour too late on a Tuesday, ate pizza for dinner at 11pm, and now it’s 10:30am and my morning coffee is settling). Also, my current workplace makes pooping incredibly unpleasant beyond my natural awkwardness because there’s no…

I know this was discussed on the Deadcast a while back, but it’s always funny when football people try to defend bad takes by bringing up how much tape they watched. As if spending 8 hours obsessively watching that first half from every angle is going to reveal that actually Tom Savage doesn’t look like a 45-year old…

Is this fancy vending machine going to sell me illegally cheap cigarettes that have been smuggled up from the south? Is it going to make me a delicious bacon egg and cheese when I have a hangover? Is it going to sell me a bizarre assortment of ingredients that turn out to make a pretty tasty meal when I realize after…

My wife and I had a big wedding and it was 100% worth it despite being a huge pain in the ass to plan. We got to throw the biggest party we will ever throw, invite all of our friends (and even the ones who have scattered across the country came), and dance all night to a kickass DJ. The only downside was having to…

Right? I’m 30, drink more than I maybe should (but less than I used to!), and am trying to kick a smoking habit and every time I go to the doctor I’m pleasantly surprised that I have a clean bill of health.

This is what the Jets have to look forward to with the Hack. The amount of pieces in the NY sports media this pre-season saying it’s not fair to judge him because it’s “only” his second year as a pro...

My favorite part about states and municipalities giving out tax breaks to attract businesses is that the economic literature is very, very clear (like, unanimously so) that the most effective way to attract new jobs, entrepreneurs, college grads, etc. is to focus on the basics like reliable transportation, public…

States could for sure pass laws banning themselves and their municipalities from doing so, but a federal law would be much shakier. I can imagine someone smarter than me invoking the Commerce Clause in a way that would allow Congress to pass such a law, but I’m iffy on how exactly it would work.

*whispers* The concept of being cup-tied is fucking dumb and should be done away with.

Here’s an idea: abolish the transfer window entirely, or massively expand it. Instead of having it be July-August + January, why not July-January? Soccer has maybe the most restrictive timeline for transfers of any professional sport - I’d argue that’s a bigger contributor to the summer transfer window being a…

I used to go to both stores a lot for basics (Gap for casual clothes, Banana Republic for work clothes), but I feel like their quality has really gone down hill. My breaking point was three dress shirts from BR splitting at the elbow in the exact same way in a two-month period. Whatever relatively small savings I…

Oh thank god. Craig Carton is an insufferable prick and among the worst of the shock jocks on sports radio. There is literally nothing bad that could happen to him that he wouldn’t deserve.

Fall is good until the first time in October that you need to bust out a heavy coat, and then it sucks and then it’s winter and winter lasts for like six fucking months in the northeast and I want to die.

Was the text on that napkin written in a foreign language and then run through babel fish, or are people in Dallas just that fucking stupid?

Your list of (a) actors who originally became famous in Hong Kong cinema before finding crossover success in Hollywood and (b) Asian-American actors who, I think most of the people reading this article would agree, have not found as much fame or success as they deserve, would seem to prove her point.

Jesse Watters is dumb as dogshit even by Fox News’ offensively low standards. The guy makes Steve Doocy look like a fucking rocket scientist.

Damn, I’m going to the Yankees-Mariners game tomorrow and now I’m pretty sure I won’t get to see Gary Sanchez play.

1. I don’t think we needed almost 2,500 words on this topic, especially after we’ve had what feels like weekly updates on Barca’s summer transfer activity. Give it a rest, there are other soccer teams in the world.

Did you read her interview with the Guardian today? Certainly seems like the review was very narrowly focused on one component of allegations of much broader allegations of systemic racism and harassment within the FA.

There is no better symbol of how deeply morally bankrupt the NFL is than their assclown of a commissioner having a higher annual salary than any player in the history of the league.