Checked my calendar.  It’s not even close to April 1st...

Ha-HA!

How much profit does Ford see from these Focii and Fusions?  Many are fleet give-aways.

I would never shift out of second - I’d want to hear that wail 24-7.  Oh, everyone else too.

It’s because it has a turbo for it’s Miata engine. Like ALL Miatas should have.

Color me decidedly non-pedantic, because I don’t GAF how far behind the front axle the engine is, if it’s in front of the driver it ain’t mid-engined.

Lucky for Corvette, because this thing won’t run within 30 seconds of the Porsche, meaning it would get lapped, LAPPED in a 15 lap race.

Gucci-Gucci-goo.

I see what you did there.

How can it not be 100K+?

I would rather see a Ford GT.  At least it has some style and heritage.  

Corvette as a brand makes zero sense, other than to allow the same nameplate to be on two completely different cars.

I fixed my ‘99 Saab 9-5 turbo with a paperclip.  Literally.  There was zero turbo boost when I bought it, a little tinkering later and I saw that the pin to connect the wastegate valve was missing.  Literally fixed it with a paperclip.

Mount a bobble-head on top.

Fiesta + an 800 pound gorilla.

Don’t try - it weighs like 3800 pounds.

Dude now only has 49 more chances to walk...

What IS that exactly?!?

What’s the over/under on the number of intakes or vents on the front of this thing?  

Yeah, but now everyone in the truck, not just the guys in the front, can enjoy their mobile porn in full 1080p glory.