SUV + Coupe = SOUP

You sure it wasn’t the MILF that hopped out with an alluring bounce that started your dirty thoughts toward said Highlander?

Hundreds of shell companies to hide and escape from debt?  

Did you not notice the sarcasm and lack of actual burn? As for my penis, I easily pass the toilet paper roll test, although porn stars still make me feel inadequate.

I’m just here to hate on a kid I’ll never meet, nor would I have ever known existed until his immaturity was presented to me for my amusement.

Jaguar:  The Pace Maker.

I’ll have to ask my supervisor.

That’s assuming you fix the problems. Someone oughta buy it just to see how far it will actually and reasonably safely drive this thing with a lifetime total of $1000 for maintenance and repair.

But...did the author have a point at all? Even a little bit? Care to talk about that some too?

One-time need. They shoulda just given the dude an escort and then used this as a warning. This dude clearly can’t afford a $2000 fine.

Boom!

Nope, you will just have to be satisfied with the Supervision Meter Cluster.

You need to have owned so many of the high-end cars to be bored of them enough to go designer.

NuhNuhNuhNuhNuhNuhNuh.........
 

No sense other than money?!?

Pound for pound?  Dude weighed in at 246!

Frenetically: In a confused or reckless manner.

Drifting. Because why should fat old white guys get to have all the fun?

Learn it. Know it. Live it.

That T-top. Baller before baller was a thing.