- Messi declares he will become Egyptian citizen and play for the Egyptian national team.

This seems like people wanting to get angry. I understand the insult that could be inferred but the guy is a soccer player. Those shoes are “what makes him famous”. Is this network the Fox News of Egypt? That would explain the outrage.

Sadly, he’s married. Otherwise, I’d love to find out. ¡Me gusta chorizo!

Was he called the Big Burrito b/c of his chorizo?

At Giannis’ age as a rookie, THIS is pre-pro basketball Marc Gasol, aka ‘The Big Burrito’.

Their academics may be in freefall, but there’s no denying the massive growth in Wisconsin’s Greek system.

Told his players to stay the fuck out of the corners for one.

According to the A&M coach, they won because of God, so I guess... bring God in off the bench?

I can’t make it myself, but help is on the way

This sounds like the first episode of Bachelor: The NBA. “I really like all of these cities. They’re just so gorgeous and nice. How will I ever choose?”

MORE STARS FOR THIS!

You know you are getting old when you attempt this at the county fair to impress your unimpressed girlfriend and then you can’t comb your hair the next day. #RotatorCuffsMatter

Is that who he learned how to make that face from?

Awesome

This is so got damn funny to me... Thank you

A close friend of Henson got involved and also started making faces at Barnes.

comparing apples to world peace.

“How did Yaaaaaale outrebound Baylor?”

I am a Yale grad, and that guy needs to be Trump-punched. My best friend went to Baylor, too. Who cares man? Has that reporter ever played in March Madness? More athletic teams lose all the time. More athletic teams win all the time. Has he ever suffered the heartbreak of a loss…

He left his heart pills in San Francisco.