I go with a chocolate cake served with habanero ice cream. I love to watch the look of confusion wash over their face as they eat more ice cream in a failed attempt to cool off their mouth.

Sebring has more elevation changes than most tracks, but it’s all an inch or two at a time.

(Still gray, still not psycho. I don’t get it.)

Fortunately, he also knows how to delegate to the Deputy Secretary, and stayed in touch for the most urgent needs. Did you expect it to implode without him being at his desk each day?

If I could only get my deposit back on the Elio I ordered, I’d be all over this amazing deal.

(Still in the grays, despite no obvious signs of mental illness. Save me!)

The Smokey Yunich Award

Our rule is you drink at your spouses company xmas party, and they drink at your company xmas party. That way the worst that can happen is you’re married to a drunk asshole. 

There’s a certain charm to seeing driver after driver hit a wall that says “Welcome to Quebec”

I was in middle school in the early to mid 70's and had never had a taco until I got to sixth grade. They were basic Americanized tacos, hard shell, ground beef, lettuce, and cheese. That was the one day you wanted to have an extra $0.55 with you so you could get an extra taco. We now refer to those as “school lunch…

“Honestly, do you need any egg-making devices in your own home?”

I’ll confess to owning a couple of silicone egg rings for making rather pretty breakfast sandwiches. That said, it’s not difficult to form the egg to the appropriate shape while it cooks. 

I’d consider spending $35 or so for a cheap set of wheel covers instead of putting a lot of effort into painting what you’ve got. 

I was behind three “rugged individualists” on their identical Harley Davidsons just this morning. Even their jackets matched.

A bus and a SmartCar. 

Dot’s aren’t pretzels, they’re crunchy crack. 

Guaranteed fix: Add sprinklers with a randomly set timer. 

Can you use a “non-breaking space” as a subhead? Not sure what your CMS will do as far as trying to encode it, but try “ ” minus the quotes.

Someday I will be ungrayed, perhaps THIS is my decade. 

I think you’re in the wrong place.

“Great news!”

- James May

Fresh out of college, I ended out at a tire store that did all types of service and I was taught to do this using starting fluid, and a piece of newspaper. Sometimes the bead blasting tool just wasn’t enough.

I spent that year with one hairy forearm, and one mostly singed clean of hair.

We worked with split rims,…

I sold hundreds of sets of these when I worked at Tire Rack, along with the Daisy wheels for the New Beetle. If I end out in hell, that’s the reason.

(Still grey after a decade)