Can it cancel The Tonight Show after testing positive for Fallon?

I will have THREE hot dogs in her honor that day.

It took me way too long to figure out he was spraying the porch with gas as opposed to hosing it down water to freeze so some Home Alone hijinks could ensue. I’m not sure the actuality was much better to be honest.

Hurtful.

I fed her this line long ago. But it’s fine. 

No button in the history of buttons has ever received less use than the one on this site labeled "Load more slideshows."

I’ve been woken up by someone to tell me a person had died three times in my life they were my grandmother, a best friend, and Norm Macdonald.

“’Very bad hombres,’ ‘no angel,’ ‘a perfect call’”—just some of the”

How do we know that Val wasn’t sent by Eleanor? It seems premature to assume this a re-write of the BW post-credits scene. There’s going to be some kind of connection. I’m curious if there is there kind of tie to the Falcon/Winter Soldier series since Val was recruiting John Walker last we saw her before BW.

In the Mouse’s world, you either die a villain or live long enough to see yourself become the far less interesting PG-rated hero.

If you follow the links from this page to the Just Jared IG page, you find the woman who said “this should be deborah messing”. She is literally a random nobody with 24 posts and 30 followers on IG and the Messing comment has ONE LIKE. and this is the supposedly the basis for a groundswell for Nicole Kidman to quit…

I couldn’t agree more that Debra Messing should’ve played Desi Arnaz.

I generally despise celebrity worship, but Keanu is one of my few exceptions. He’s a chill dude that likes motorcycles, cars and doesn’t care about your typical Hollywood crap.

Poor guy. I’m glad no one has followed me around with a camera over the last several decades to photograph all the times I’ve eaten a sandwich alone on a park bench.

Pepperidge Farm remembers.

I got Internal Affairs breathing down my neck. You clean your act up, you hear me?!

Cube gets results, you stupid King!

You're off the rails Cube - you've got no respect for the rules and regulations! hand in your badge and gun…YOU'RE SUSPENDED!

Yeah. Yeah, I do.
[Cube stares into the middle distance and wonders if, finally, he has made up for his long ago failure in that history of crime fiction class.]

"No one with working eyes . . . would ever confuse . . . Jeremy Renner . . . with . . . a . . . capable . . . protagonist."
—A.A. Dowd, The A.V. Club