How about no.

Agreed. That show was fucking gross and over rated.

Can we not go there? Make fun of Affleck’s lame ass tat all you want, but god forbid someone in their mid 40s doesn’t have a perfect fucking body.

There’s a small piece of me that’s always delighted to see the Reader addressed. “Reader, I married him.” is hands down one of the most iconic phrases in literature IMO. It just makes my heart happy every time I think about it.

Look, I love Ren & Stimpy and this information bothers me—but I feel like amidst everyone saying how much they love(d) R&S, I would also like to point out that Katie Rice is an incredibly talented cartoonist as well.

I remember absolutely hating Ren and Stimpy when I was a kid. Even as a child I didn’t understand why it was on nickelodeon because I thought it was so gross and inappropriate for children. I used to get so mad when I would see it. Like what the hell are you doing nickelodeon.

A year before he started assaulting her. A fucking CHIIIIIILLLLLLD.

Stop the presses: Trump is a narcissist!

Those are the faces of plotters. Plotters and planners. They will mess you up.

Does anyone else feel like this is a direct reaction to the popular/positive news stories about the unveiling of the Obama portraits? Like, Old Donny is so pissed that Obama made headlined during his precious presidency that he’s nipping all portraiture in the butt just to make sure they can’t paint anymore cool pics…

YESSSSS ... the Brits have this one over us big time. Take a year, do some stuff, then come back ready to kick some ass. Me thinks you’ve got some engagements that you could sign onto in the next year, David. I’ll come see you speak!

This seems like projecting your feelings onto them. I’ve watched some behind-the-scenes interviews, and the whole cast seems very happy to be back together. They have a history we couldn’t possibly understand. Also, Roseanne has said multiple times that she’s too old to get into massive arguments at this point and…

That’s a lovely pic of Rick Moranis, but what does he have to do with this article?

I only got about 15 min into the new Roseanne (interrupted by kids, plan to finish it; this is my life, don’t even have time for an ep of a sitcom in one go) and it was okay. It felt very comfortable in many ways (not the politics, obv.) and I laughed.

I feel like so many people who supported Trump imposed their own values and beliefs on him. They don’t see the actual man just their idealized version of him. It sounds Roseanne is the same way.

It is strange. She didn’t speak and I am not even sure who she is. Is it DJ’s daughter? I think it as much to protect from claims of Trumpy racism as much as it is tokenism though. I personally don’t think the show is as Trumpy as people are making it out to be (I think it paints Roseanne as a bit of a ninny about…

When my parents were first married, my mom kept finding her grapefruit knives straightened out (she kept buying new ones). Turns out my father thought they were defective knives and kept straightening them out.

Today’s racists really are lazy; they know about three colors and that’s about it. When I was a kid, we’d get up at dawn just to call Bulgarians and Ukranians names as they hauled away the trash. And when we called Belgian women “filthy clog-fuckers”, we took off our hats because we knew enough to show some manners.

You don’t throw the sticks down after your tampon removal drum solo?

Fun story!