He probably doesn’t mention Barron because he doesn’t know anything about him. Like Obama spent time with his kids, he knew what they were like and what was going on with them. Trump barely acknowledges people outside himself exist, and I assume his knowledge of his own children is something along the lines of

He looks haunted. No little kid should look like that.

Hopefully after he’s out of the White House, Melania will divorce his ass and get him away from Trump.

Everytime I see this poor child I feel like he’s wishing he had sisters named Sasha and Malia.

So we’re all autistic as well?

Poor kid. At least he got his mom’s cheekbones.

I dated a white rapper and it was terrible. He is terrible. Don’t date white rappers.

A regular old black guy that cooks. I touch all the food with my bare hands because soap is a thing.

I find it really hard to feel for TRU.

I was so happy to see he had 1.2M likes when I watched his video this afternoon. And it’s up to 3 million? I want to drive out to that dreadful place and give this young man a hug.

Better yet: Ted Cruz

That’s why we need to e-wrap our arms around this young man and lift him up.

That’s awesome!

i don’t have kids and i am so proud of these people i could pop. this is the generation i - old fart from the 60s and 70s protests - have been waiting for. they are our next step forward.

Careful of your pearls, there.

Oooh, colonial burn. Nice.

Well, maybe if you had put a little more effort into winning the Revolutionary War, this wouldn’t have happened, old chap.

Only once in a blue ball will Theismann get his idioms right. Until then, you just gotta turn a blind herring to it.

Sam Bradford is a national treasure. Dude is a role model for all of us who are just talented enough to get good paying jobs, but phone it in after a while instead of working hard to be #elite because being #elite is just too much damn work.