I really love the “convict someone on Jezebel” bit. Yes, we absolutely have the power to legally punish people! Well spotted!

Speaking of Iman, at the Black Panther premiere.

Sure, looks 16 in a still photo or at a bare glance. Not “looks, acts, communicates and behaves as if 16.” I’m going to assume the 29 year old didn’t assault a polaroid and I am sure there were plenty of indicators that she was much younger than 16.

By all sorts of people or just by certain men?

Are you serious? Most gun trade shows will sell you weapons on the spot, no back ground check. The Las Vegas shooter used legally purchased bump stocks to turn his semi-automatic weapons into virtually auto fire weapons.

Complete ban on handguns. Complete ban on semi-automatic weapons. NJ style FOID for long guns, with limits on total #s owned, and the amount of ammunition. Guns in the house must be locked up; gun owners must submit to unannounced spot checks.

I understand this argument. I really do. But ultimately, I have to go back to “it’s your body to do with as you see fit.”

It is a really good point. And, yes, sometimes we believe ourselves to be dismissed when, in actuality, the comment to which we are replying has been (or in this case, banned).

She looks a little better now. At one point, she looked like Vincent on the 80s (90s?) show Beauty and the Beast.

Is he carrying a jar with his removed ribs inside?

I was under the impression that the Met asked for a $5 voluntary donation, so it was slightly embarrassing when my friend and I went there a few weeks ago and both of us only had a $5 bill we’d kept in our wallets for the occasion (it’s now a $25 suggested donation).

Good grief. I forgot about him. They all end up looking like they’re related.

Our Valentine tradition is Monte Christos, smoothies, mimosas and an “unconventional” love story. This year it’s Pee Wee’s Big Adventure, next year I’ve already nominated Candyman. We exchange cards and buy a box of candy to share, but that’s it.

HA! I have a 17 year old boy driver. So not funny. ;)

I kinda love the story because I feel so smug about it now that I’m morally in the right. It was for an article the night of the election where the writers of jez and deadspin both said who they were voting for. Almost all the jez people said duh Hillary. But on deadspin they hemmed and hawed about their moral dilemma…

What I would do for $2.5 billion would make a sailor blush.

I think it’s men of color being BAU (blind as usual) to their male privilege, and angry and lashing out and scapegoating, like men in our culture tend to do, and on which they have a tendency to double down on the age of Trump. I’m hoping some darker-skinned WOC will pull his coat — because as a woman who’s been…

Yes, especially in the dark. You should see her chase a laser pointer.

I think the short (a) and (b) responses to your question that nobody else so far seems to want to tackle are

I’m relatively certain he is actually made out of lutefisk