It blows my mind that she has a viewership that doesn’t watch to see how shitty she is but to actively agree with the things she says. So fucking gross.

His other collection looked like Mugatu’s Derelique. Don’t let Kim near the PM of Malaysia.

I’m glad to have it, but it scares the cats, one of them so badly that he vomits. Music critics!

I said this yesterday; fuck doing the right thing. Fuck showing up. Fuck paying Trump the tiniest of respects. Fuck it. Not a single one of them should’ve showed up.

Unpopular (?) opinion: Yeezy fashion is terrible.

Can we stop with the Clinton shit. She is no longer news. She is not the president. She is not actively destroying our country. She is a flawed person who has made a fair amount of stupid decisions in her life. She has also been attacked relentlessly for her mistakes. And also for everything else she has ever done. It…

The first time I saw Lupita on television I was like “WTF? She’s so perfect it sort of hurts to look at her?”

Cory Monteith was the addict; Mark Saling was the pedophile.

One of the things I learned in Oklahoma History class in high school was that we have the largest prison rodeo in the country. It seems making a legally blind rapist a rodeo clown would be a pretty fitting punishment.

How does the fact that he was blind mean he wouldn’t need to serve time? Surely if he was able enough to work as a cook and tie up and rape a 13 yo, they would be able to accommodate his needs in prison as well?

No, it’s MY take on YOUR speech. I wrote it, not all the progressives in the United States. And I have no jurisdiction over free speech, since that only applies to the US government. So it’s just you and me here, and I’m telling you to shut up because your garbage unfounded uneducated opinion is garbage.

EVERYTHING.

I’m seeing Garcelle Beauvais pop up here there and everywhere lately. I really love it when over-40 actresses have a career resurgence (possibly, possibly because I am an over-40 woman myself).

Lupita, it’s too much!! I can’t handle all of the beauty!

We would be remiss not to include our own EVAN NARCISSE!!! THE FOOTWEAR!!!! **plays “Shining”**

How I think tonight will go:

It’s not a brick wall, Portnow, it’s a glass ceiling. The reason you’ve never run into it is that you’re standing on it.

“If a mother and father walk into a consulate and have a marriage certificate and birth certificate, they’re never asked any questions about the biology of the child.”

If it were just for themselves, it wouldn’t be a problem. It’s ‘for each other’, which IS the problem. Men identify with men, which is why they band together to shut women out. If it were just each person competing with each other, it’d be fine.