Lettuce is gross and pointless anyway. I will not be taking further questions.

PLEASE INFORM SOMEONE TO TURN OFF THE DAMN AUTOPLAYING VIDEOS

There can only be one Mike Pence.

The most interesting thing was how you had 26,000 tweets to pick from and not a single one of them was worth reading.

Sex is part of culture. Sex games are part of gaming culture. It fits perfectly within the themes of the website. People like you, especially now a days, need to learn to ignore things you have no interest in, instead of trying to ruin it for everyone else who do enjoy those articles. Move on. It's not offensive, and…

I mean, it wasn’t a great article, but I’m not sure it required an apology.  

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