Exactly. It wouldn’t have ever struck me to check for an emulator on the Windows Store. I’m used to finding them on standalone sites that haven’t been redesigned since 2002.

Yeah, I use a different “Windows Store”. It’s called “The Internet”.

I remember my first rival in the game. He was a guy that had a weakness to headshots. Every time he showed up I’d just shoot him in the head and the fight was over. He eventually got“Pincushion” added to his name after the 4th or 5th time he showed up.

You forgot “fold laundry”

Got it.

Never forget.

16. Did the man raping you suffer a season-ending injury three minutes into the rape?

Frankly, I think the number of PS4 gamers looking to mod a 5-year old game that’s already had mods from the get-go on PC is a pretty small number. Are they alienating a few people? Yeah. But most of the gamers who care about mods aren’t playing on a PS4 to begin with.

This is how Blizzard should do its bans. They should wait until the cheater is actually playing, then they should kick them off the server. Not only that, but they should go farther and design a banhammer cinematic that plays on the cheater’s screen the moment it happens.

Unbeknownst to everyone involved the media blackout has been going on since 1997, unless you have ESPN 8 “The Ocho”

I love the idea that these despicable people rushed home after plopping down $50-$60 on a brand new game and were instantly banned again. “I’ve spent $200 on this game, and I can’t play it! I just want to be able to cheat and feel superior to others while simultaneously ruining the game for everyone else. Is that too…

Jeez, this sucks. I never really understood the hatred towards Kotaku -I’ve never seen any articles on here that have been worth getting angry about, until now. This is really no way to treat other people. Sorry you have to go through this.

This is just ridiculous.... I mean it’s a game for fuck’s sake and i love games as much as the next guy/gal, but really? Are these really adult people? How do they even function in society is probably the bigger question.

I love Cisko, but the best parts of The Flash remain all the roles that Tom Cavanagh plays.

I rewatched SpaceJam about 2 years ago with a friend and his GF (her first time seeing it, which must have been a total mindfuck.) It’s a hell of a lot weirder than it was when I was 6, but it’s still awesome.

Eating a handful of mushrooms and drinking a couple of beers while watching space jam isn’t the worst way to spend an afternoon

What’s better, make him a felon and throw him in jail for a few years, have him come out and most likely be unable to find a reasonable job? Then we’ll complain he and other low-earners are hurting the economy. Seems like we can stop this cycle by forgiving 17 year olds who made a very idiotic—that ultimately would be…

Yeah, I tend to agree. I’m less tolerant of MP exploits, but this is co-op. Ubi added a crappy, tedious, and buggy “raid”. The problem is not the players. Just fix the game and move on.

Listen, these kids might be fucking racist morons, but its also possible one kid was trying to be edgy and funny and the rest followed suit. Its a fucking group text, they aren’t burning crosses.

This was not a “crowded” place. It was private text messages. A public university is bound by the 1st Amendment.