Exploding shark. Did Michael Bay have a hand in this?

If your line-up can't handle a couple games without a key player, you probably have bigger problems to address.

They would be dead to you over legos?

Let's be honest, 70% of Congress could fold tomorrow + nobody would notice a difference w/ possible exception of increase in passed legislation.

"I don't really care about hockey, but I think it's ridiculous that they don't take this out of the game!"

The most amazing part of this is that we're living in a world where the President of the United States can make a joke referencing a (formerly) B-list Marvel Comics character and everyone in the audience is right there with him.

This isn't going anywhere. She is just trying to promote her book and show. I feel sorry for who ever buys or watches her crap.

Playing their damn music or rapping or singing to music over Mic!

10 year olds with a mic.

Leaving the mike on all the time and letting the mike close enough to your mouth that you're constantly breathing into it. You people know who you are!

Can we all agree that ski jumping is one of the most exciting sounding sports ("What?! They're skiing, then jumping, and then flying the length of a football field?! Sign me up!) that, in practice, is one of the most boring sports on the planet ("Oh, they're not really skiing, they're just riding in grooves.…

Can we please get a 24 hour camera on Putin during the Winter Olympics? Please?!? This guy is awesome.

People should also pass this simple test before getting the right to use the internet.

After the 15th frikkin' message to visit www(x)goldwhatever.com in the span of 5 minutes under 6 different usernames, their place in humanity drops *significantly* as far as I'm concerned.

It's why we recoil at Kanye West's rants, like when West, one of the greatest musical minds of our generation, had the audacity to publicly declare himself a genius (was this up for debate?)

When...the ball hits your glass

You can't really blame Amare- where there's tits and drinks, there's usually JR Smith.

It's the classic PPV events that tempt me more than the modern ones. Especially if they're pulling things like Bash at the Beach '96 out of the archives.

I just vomited in my mouth.

I've asked Harris if he can name the agency/site in question, and will update if I hear back. That said, Indie Statik noticed that the image on his site is labelled "gamespot_rect1.jpg", though of course that's far from confirmation. It's also important to note that most sites - Kotaku included - don't handle their…