I want him to scream like a manic and make ridiculous faces, so that I can make blog posts about them.

For Alex: I'm curious which of your previous subjects this story reminds you of most.

I was always accused of "acting white" in HS and it sucks. For the life of me, I still don't understand how some think white = smart because there are some dumb ass white folk out there....no offense.

Please turn off your computer and walk into the ocean until you are taken away by crushing darkness.

Running as a bandit is a dick move.

In case anyone wonders, half-marathons do almost none of these bad things to you, and several can be run in one year. I wholeheartedly recommend halves to those who have run a few 10ks and are looking for a bigger challenge—but one that fits within a normally active work schedule. They're a blast.

100 times yes. Pastys are in no way dominant in my Detroit memories. I'd even put packis over patsys and Im not polish.

While the Illinois ranking is obvious and correct, I might argue for the Italian beef as the more characteristic regional food. What's more Illinois, after all, than a delicious sandwich made out of industrial byproducts and stale bread?

It's a white thing, yet I'm a black guy even suggesting the idea. It's a white thing, yet blacks from all over the south came up here to build the very same cars that go up and down the stretch.

I would feel some sympathy for the NFLPA if not for the fact that they are the most poorly run, spineless and gutless collection of tough guy athletes I've ever seen. There's a reason baseball players laugh at them besides the guaranteed contracts, excellent health and pension benefits and insulation from an owner…

"See above map, designed by Tom Fulery." – Barry Petchesky, Sports Director, KTVU–TV

Angry Flyers fans would like me to point out that Chris Pronger's $4.9 million cap hit will come off the cap once the season starts. It will (provided he doesn't retire or come back). The point stands that they are fucked.

You are literally the worst person in the world.