Hahahaha.

Yeah the overblown outrage absolutely catapulted it.

Kinda like the vast majority of the people screeching about it.

Charlie Daniels Band ‘Simple Man’ is so much better.

God you guys try too hard.

I don’t want her locked up. Doesn’t accomplish anything. Restitution, community service, public statement from HER not her lawyer, and lengthy, strict probation.

Pretty sure she was at that Red Roof Inn.

We should flood yelp with positive reviews.

“Im surprised a missing black woman in friggin Alabama got any national coverage at all.”

Wait...what’s the...people are attacking her former place of employment...as if they’re somehow culpable by association?

Damn. Bam.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2023/05/08/texas-rep-bryan-slaton-resigns-after-sex-alcohol-misconduct-with-aide/70196879007/

https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2021/jul/18/john-thompson-minnesota-democrat-denies-domestic-a/

God I love this site.

They could at least change that one to Small Town Whore Story.

They even did a ‘Small Town Horror Story’. AFTER the truth was undeniable.

Let’s not forget the Root did this:

“James was unconscious when emergency responders arrived on the scene.”

Not sure even she could twist this that hard.

I’m sure you’ll forgive us for having no idea, considering your usual tone.