Hahahaha! Dang!

An ex of mine’s cat used to do that. It was bizarre then.

Boaty McBoatface for Jeopardy host.

Excellent point! Dang.

A doozy of a dookie.

How fun! Midgets call themselves midgets too.

At risk of overplaying my hand: Call them Michael Eric Tryson.

You come off as reasonable and measured as well.

It’s another Michael Eric Tryson.

Bullshit.

Times 1000.

You BARELY make sense the crap you write.

“So I said it before and I’ll say it again... the only message this case sends is to liars and those who make baseless accusations.”

Yes, Amber Heard is awful.

She’s not going to fuck you.

It’s a doozy.

They’re both skeezy but I’d gladly hang out with either and def still would with Amber. She’s aging but hot. Hot mess, sure but...

Boom.

Female privilege.

You’re a simple-minded kook.