Not in surgery it’s not!

Of course it could. Badly. They released pics of the actual item dude had and it was a pretty stout blade. I wasn’t in any way dismissing the dangerousness.

Bah. Edited for politeness. Betters my arse.

Yeah...self-destruction like that isn’t funny. Nor is being so fucked up you’re embarrassing.

Cool you’ve been into live comedy that long. Ever seen a comedian get rushed? Or anything pop off otherwise? I’ve been to my share, nothin’ like you, and I’ve never seen any violence but I’ve seen hecklers escorted out. People definitely get sloppy drunk.

Gosh. Sad. I guess...better safe than sorry?

Good thing this piece was UDATED.

She’s ‘worth’ multiple millions though...and is a good cougar.

“was convicted of first-degree manslaughter...he was originally charged with murder.”

Hungry dudes.

Oblovia Blowbago

Shut up and do your job. Entertain us. Pipe down otherwise.

Did she say “Yeah yeah yeahyeah. Yeah. Yeah. Ah yeah!”?

I think the comedy scene doesn’t expect to need to screen for weapons. Dunno. Weapons aside, dude should never have been able to get so close.

Two groups fighting over who gets to steal from citizens.

“Oh, the perils of white privilege.”

Oakland? Were you in Oaktown 357?

Black Stan!

Definitely not a half ass whooping.

She would WRECK that little brat.