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Yay Science!

It’s a good Lexus

I know. It’s a good Lexus, but the Yugo is better.

The Covini C6W. For when understeer really isn’t a problem for you.

You’ve identified an untapped market. The J&O Torchinsky Catalog could become the JC Whitney of trunk ornaments.

Also, why stop at the trunk lid? Why not one on each rear fender? Maybe at each end of your yuge WRXesque spoiler?

J&O = Jason & Otto

“and we’re all still watching”

I would have gotten the F1 car back in the day but they only came in an Italian slim fit. Not the American relaxed fit.

A real lifehack would be to stop using paper-thin glass ornaments.

Great work. I did 25 some odd events this year... Don’t even want to think about how much stuff I’ve got archived...

This would be excellent if there was no warning, and all of a sudden you just receive an ear splitting I’M ABOUT TO BREAK through the speakers when the light comes on.

I’d want the Jetson’s bubble sound.

Honestly, the original lyrics are depressing enough that it pretty much fits the electric/autonomous car thing perfectly.

Now playing

This is the only proper sound for future performance

I cant wait to take full advantage of that gigabit speed with my 4 gb data allowance... and its gone.

Missed opportunity...

-when your name is Isha Aran and you haven’t written about Cardi B in over six hours

the woman is the master of spectacle, seems to be three steps ahead of the game, and is plain inescapable at this point

The first time I ever heard the dastardly word “tablescape” was when I was trapped in a doctor’s office waiting room and Sandra Lee came on.

EA’s over here like: