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My experience is the exact opposite. Subaru’s CVT is no worse than anyone else’s CVT, sure. But a good, current automatic is much better in every way.

Also the GLI is a VW, so pass.

If we’re honest, even a quality 7EAT would be a huge improvement over the CVT, especially on an engine that actually has some quality output. The FB25 with CVT was soul-crushing in my 2013 Outback. The entire time I owned it I wondered if it was powered by Briggs and Stratton. I get that a manual would be fun for us,

Nice Forester.....

Buy a Miata and that “single” part ought to solve itself right quick. This coming from an engaged gay male who totally wants a Miata for weekending, and whose fiancee is all in, and he insists we get a manual. Duh. Why else am I marrying him?

The Red Eye - are they commenting on how high I’d have to be to throw my money at one? 

I want to give you multiple stars for this comment which made actually LOL

That looks nothing like Ted Cruz.

99% of the time I am anti-camo on civilian vehicles. This red wall falls into the 1%. I’d rock it.

I may have peed a little from laughing at this one.

I LITERALLY just saw this car in Hood River, OR on Tuesday and called our project manager at work who does rally and described this car to him. Then like a magical unicorn, here it is on Jalopnik. God Bless you Stef.

You forgot to mention naked-imagery of us and our children, for when the laughably bullshit millimeter wave scan machine isn’t invasive or offensive enough.

I’m sorry... the Rolls Royce Cunnilingus? *cleans glasses* Wait...

Yeah I’m gonna stop you there. Leave the under-18 kid out of it, even when aiming a shot at his mom. Just don’t. There’s plenty of available fodder from the disgusting wastes of flesh adult children.

*Checks closely*, it’s a VW, okay nope, I certainly do *NOT* want. Also this looks dumb. That said, #GetOffMyLawn

Came here to make this exact comment. Was beaten to the punch. Leaving fully satisfied.

*you’re. Also, you’re incorrect. Shave its ass, make it walk backwards.

Their pizza is differently awful, but it’s still quite awful.

Rad, but they misspelled “sedan”.