Mustangs gonna Mustang....

Same

I say Esca-lah-day. Every Lexus I see receives some snotty “nice overpriced Toyota” comment. I call the Toyota hybrid bubble thing a Pry-us, just because I’m disrespectful. The company who makes the Durango is Dod-udge. When I was young and knew next to nothing, I used to say “Miata ... buy a whole car next time.”…

Infinitis are Datsuns, duh.

I believe you mean the Ford (cli)taurus.

*applause* I’m stealing this

Everyone knows it’s pronounced, “Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag”

If we’re picking nits... it’s a Mazdaspeed 3. Because #Turbo #Zoom-Zoom

C’mon, they didn’t steal design cues. That’s a Nissan F-150. They’re not even trying.

Why is the tailgate screaming at me? I can hear you just fine.

He was invited over by a *GIRL*? Huh... need to recalibrate my ‘dar.

Who doesn’t? Me. I don’t want that. It’s just encouraging the douchey truck bros, yo. *eyeroll*

What? An a$$hole driving a Ford Excursion?! NOE WAI!

“You’ve got to respect this kind of dedication to tremendously bad decisions.”

*All of the Sunday applause*

Well, I wasn’t planning on masturbation this morning but.... X5M50d

They’re hard to sell because nobody can see what they’re getting. (See what I did there?)

Will it be available in the US with EPA-mandated recall paperwork pre-filled, or does that exercise come later?

Now featuring (amazingly) 50% MOAR UGLY!

*All of the applause*