I’m pretty sure tommyvcm meant when money is no object.

He probably just can’t understand it since the Lakers used to allow him to come into the locker room with Rick Fox. 

He got orange slices at half time?  Sorry, rules are rules.  Gotta go.

That’s horrible. The only reason the monkeys even agreed to work with Harlow in the first place is because they heard he was bananas.

Fail Rated.

Also, this:

Prime idea!

Not including the timestamp for the video? That’s a paddlin’

I’m giving the car to Freddy (Tavarish) who is going to try to out-drag a Hellcat on a dyno after adding a single turbo. When he blows it up, which he will, he will be making a coffee table for me out of the engine block. I’m not replacing it with anything, as it was never my daily car; always extra, and now that the…

Driving a car from showroom new to 1 million miles in a (relatively) short period of time is a feat of driving. That’s a person who did an amazing, physical, challenge. All they had to do was maintain the car according to spec (starting with a perfect example, mind you), and just, drive a lot.

No shit. Wayne Chrebet broke my friend’s nose in college and we STILL hear about it.

Everyone, of course, except coach Chris Beard, whose doughy face immediately turned bright red

Like how do they keep the paint on the can?

Maybe in Dollarydoos

This guy is in desperate need of a more intimidating mustache. The tats say “bite the curb,” and the ’stache says “who took my stapler?”

surprised he didn’t go to Notre Dame, they could use a competent builder

Allow me to introduce my in-laws!

Too soon xD

David, have you made an offer on the Jeep, yet?